After our 10-night cruise, I took my brother Tom to the Brevard Zoo where I have a seasonal pass. This pass allows me one guest at no extra charge. It was a beautiful day for a visit. I go to the Zoo often and I am starting to be able to read the minds (hear the thoughts) of the animals. Here is what I heard on this visit...
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| The Hyacinth Macaw was thinking "You think my beak is big, look at that shiny black thing sticking off your face...you know it makes clicking noises?" |
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| The Klipspringer "No, there is more to life than climbing rocks, I like to chill sometimes!" |
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| Cheetah on far right "I am out of here. No matter how hard we stare it doesn't make the keeper feed us quicker." |
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| "Wow, they must have something great they're serving...hey, that giraffe in the back looks different, kind of reticulated!" |
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| Ring-tailed Lemur "Romaine again, I was hoping for some Iceberg or Bibb!" |
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| "I am not very good at this Limbo dance" |
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| Rhino "Yes, I am a unicorn!" |
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| Zebras "Hey, is that a unicorn?" "No. army tank!!" |
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| Komodo Dragon "What do you think of my manicure?" |
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| Red Kangaroos "Do you know people spend money to lie in the sand in Florida? We get to do it for free!" |
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| Cassowary "Turn off the AC, I'm freezing! It is so cold my head is turning blue!" |
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| Wrinkled Hornbill "Stay still and maybe he won't see me. I'm gonna peak!"" |
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| American Alligator "What a spot!!" |
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| Great Blue Heron "Officially I am not a Zoo animal, but if I build a nest, maybe they will start feeding me like the others." |
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| Bald Eagle "Man, this branch is hot!" |
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| North American Otter "I hear the South American otters are giants, but we are sooooo cute!" |
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| American Crocodile "Ha ha ha, you are so funny BJ!" |
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| Dyeing Poison Dart Frog "I am new at the Zoo and I am toxic....yeah, my yellow head is a warning!" |
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| Golfodulcean Poison Dart Frog "I am new at the Zoo and if eaten, I have enough poison to kill 13 adult humans." |
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| South American Giant Otter "Such a nice day for a nap, my sibling is probably swimming." |
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| South American Giant Otter "Such a nice day for a swim, my sibling is probably napping." |
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| Roseate Spoonbill "Not sure why they stuck me with the capybaras, they look like a giant gerbil!" |
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| Baird's Tapir "How come I don't have any pink birds?" |
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| Giant Anteater "Have you seen any ants, I can't find any ants!" |
I love visiting the Zoo...
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